Why didn't I go into medicine?

Rambles from an aspiring Television Writer

Posts tagged Der Todd

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wilwarien:

i own this shit

I hate that top and everything it stands for. That top killed my family, burned my village and salted my fields. That top put its incest born offspring on the throne. That top killed Dumbledore. That top made Greedo shoot first. That top is why children cry very loudly in the cash out registers at Target. That top wrote a porn Twilight fanfic that is being disputed in Hollywood right now before it goes into movie production. That top draws weird ass furry versions of Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters and gets FrontPage Views on Deviantart. That top put Doctor Who on hiatus. That top decided Batman’s suit should have nipples on it when that top made Batman and Robin. That top personally endorsed Rick Santorum and tried talking him out of dropping out of the election.
But worst of all, that top was present when Mate Kamaras, easily one of the sexiest men alive, sang one of the sexiest and darkest songs in sexy German, and all I could look at was that top, and all I could think about was where in the name of Graceland did that top come from and holy god are those tassels? Those are totally fucking tassels. Jesus christ, that is some shiny ass fabri—- Wait the number’s over? Oh god I missed it! oh god!
I hate that top.

wilwarien:

i own this shit

I hate that top and everything it stands for. That top killed my family, burned my village and salted my fields. That top put its incest born offspring on the throne. That top killed Dumbledore. That top made Greedo shoot first. That top is why children cry very loudly in the cash out registers at Target. That top wrote a porn Twilight fanfic that is being disputed in Hollywood right now before it goes into movie production. That top draws weird ass furry versions of Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters and gets FrontPage Views on Deviantart. That top put Doctor Who on hiatus. That top decided Batman’s suit should have nipples on it when that top made Batman and Robin. That top personally endorsed Rick Santorum and tried talking him out of dropping out of the election.

But worst of all, that top was present when Mate Kamaras, easily one of the sexiest men alive, sang one of the sexiest and darkest songs in sexy German, and all I could look at was that top, and all I could think about was where in the name of Graceland did that top come from and holy god are those tassels? Those are totally fucking tassels. Jesus christ, that is some shiny ass fabri—- Wait the number’s over? Oh god I missed it! oh god!

I hate that top.

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